+ Coffee shop talk

 some of these maybe only baristas will find funny but either way i am going to start cataloging coffee shop talk because its just too funny.  all walks of life in the modern world step into a coffee shop from time to time and there are many ways to slip up an order and sound dumb quite frankly, but we can make it just how you want it...usually.

#1
"ill have a cup of coffee,  2/3 decaf and 1/4 regular"


#2
"ill have a small americano with extra crema"


#03
"what coffees have whip cream?"